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ifchickenslivedinvillages:catch-you-later-time-boy:
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you.” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
Oh snap. :B
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Though I may leave you for your more worldly and beautiful older sister (Austin is such a tease!), you will always remain my first and truest love. Denton, you’re beautiful.
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i would shoot myself in the foot to look European
Blahahaha, I’ve finally perfected the technique. They look FUCKING AMAZING, you’ve got to make some. And grrrrl, you ain’t seen me after $2 double rum and cherry cokes. Class goes out the window with the 4th shot of whiskey. THATSITIMPOSTINGANOMAKEUPPIC.
lyynz replied to your photo: no shame in no make up
Ooohh I want to post one!! You still manage to look wicked European w/o makeup; I look hella ghetto. :’(((i’m feeling all these feminist urges - damn anons! we could burn our bras with your rhinestone lighter haha! and seriously, the last word i would ever use to describe you, IN ANY SITUATION, is ghetto
You will Laugh Out Loud here=)) on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/14280900
Holy shit. #needwantmusthaveinmylife
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I need the cold. The tights, the shoes, the blankets…all with my love.I want my cold weather now (so I can wear tights & sweaters again), dammit!
Everything is better with you.
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